Meta advertising, ruthless qualification and AI appointment setting — built and run for you. You pay £200 when a qualified homeowner is booked into your calendar. Not a penny before.
Two months buried, one month with fitters sat doing nothing. Every kitchen business we speak to describes the same year — and the problem was never the work.
It's fitters on the payroll, a showroom lease and a van fleet — all running at full cost against nothing coming in.
You have a predictability problem. Those need completely different solutions, and almost nobody sells you the second one.
Move the sliders. These are your numbers, not ours — and they're the only ones that matter.
From 2 kitchens won, at a cost to you of £1,600 in appointment fees.
Excludes your Meta ad budget, which you pay directly and control entirely.
And you own every single one of them. If we ever part ways, the machine stays with you.
We pull every kitchen advert running within 30 miles of your showroom and read what's working. Ads that have run for weeks are winners — we take the structure, never the wording, and build you an angle none of them can copy.
Campaigns built from your own project photography, targeted at homeowners in your radius. Real kitchens in streets they recognise — because homeowners scroll straight past stock imagery and stop on a house that looks like theirs.
Before anything reaches you, we establish four things: do they own the property, what's the budget, when are they looking, and where are they. No renters. Nobody with four grand for a twenty-grand kitchen.
Every enquiry is contacted within a minute — at 7pm on a Friday, on a Sunday, whenever it lands. It qualifies conversationally, books straight into your diary, and keeps nurturing the ones who stall. Then it sends reminders so they actually turn up.
Built correctly from scratch, in your name, with the pixel and conversion setup done properly.
Multiple ad concepts and copy angles, produced from your own projects and refreshed continuously.
Ownership, postcode, budget and timeline established before anything lands on your phone.
Every enquiry contacted within a minute, day or night, including weekends and bank holidays.
Straight into your calendar, with 24-hour and 1-hour reminders that cut no-shows sharply.
Every enquiry recorded in one place. Nothing lost in an inbox or scribbled on a job sheet again.
The 80% who don't book first time are kept warm and fed back into your diary weeks later — at no extra cost.
Spend, cost per enquiry, appointments booked, kitchens won. Three minutes. No mystery dashboards.
Direct with Piers. Not an account manager, not a junior, not a ticket system.
No retainer. No management fee. No monthly invoice for a report nobody reads.
If we book you nothing, we earn nothing. We are the only ones carrying risk on the part we control — and that is precisely how it should be.
All four, or it's free. You are never billed for a time-waster.
Paid by you, directly to Meta, from an account in your own name. We never hold, invoice for or advance a penny of it. From £50/day, which one kitchen covers many times over.
The ad account, the pixel, the CRM, the creative and every single lead sits in your name. Walk away tomorrow and you keep all of it. There's no contract to walk away from anyway.
Once we take you on, we will not work with another kitchen business inside your radius. Ever. That isn't a sales tactic — it's arithmetic.
You'll notice there aren't fifty logos and a wall of five-star reviews on this page. There's a reason for that, and we'd rather say it plainly than dress it up.
Most agencies in this space will show you screenshots you can't verify and case studies from someone else's account. We'd rather do the opposite: charge you nothing until a qualified homeowner is sat in your diary, put the four qualification tests in writing, and let the results be the case study. If we don't deliver, you've lost nothing but a conversation.
Early partners hold £200 per appointment permanently, for as long as they stay with us — while our standard rate rises behind them.
You're not client forty-three. You get the founder on the phone, campaigns built by hand, and creative refreshed weekly rather than quarterly.
No retainer means no way for us to get paid for effort. We only earn when your diary fills. That aligns us more tightly than any contract could.
Tell us your postcode and we'll tell you whether your area is still open — and record you a free four-minute breakdown of exactly what we'd run for your business. No charge, no obligation, no sales call required to get it.
Kitchen & renovation businesses only · We'll tell you if we're not the right fit